The 10 Things I Learned From My Step-Son
When I first met Jim (my now husband), I knew he was a devoted father. Who else pulls pictures of their 3 ½ year old son out while sitting at a bar? We spent the next several hours talking about Nicholas and I was hooked. A few days later when he wanted me to meet him; I spent all afternoon worrying about making the right impression. Yes, I was worried about impressing a 3 ½ year old but I knew that he was a very important part of the package. A few short months later, I became a wife and mother all on the same day. I still remember Nicholas saying “EWWW” when the preacher said, “You may kiss the bride.” In 2 weeks, we will be celebrating 11 years since we all came into each other’s lives and were forever changed.
He has taught me many things but these are the Top 10 Things I Learned from My Step-Son.
- Boys start burping and farting for fun at a very young age and it doesn’t get any better the older they become.
- Just because boys can pee in a bottle doesn’t mean that they can make it in the toilet.
- Boys are going to break at least 1 bone before High School. If they are really special, they will break two.
- That I am easier to talk to about issues related to sex and the reproduction system than his mom and his dad.
- Males are really born with the “I can’t hear you” gene. Men aren’t doing it on purpose. They were born that way.
- Teenage boys will empty all the food from your cupboards and fridge and still be hungry.
- If you want something done make sure to make a list. They don’t remember anything after the word “And.”
- Boys may think their little sisters are annoying but don’t mess with them because they will take you down.
- Just because I am not his biological mother, doesn’t mean I don’t love him like he is my own. In fact, the love I feel for him has come as a choice and means so much more to both of us.
- Love and Respect cannot be bought but when you earn them , you treasure them Forever!
*This is a guest post by Gwendolyn. Thanks Gwen!
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