Conversation With a 2 Year Old

Me: Do you have undies on?

2 Year Old: Yes (big grins)

Me: Did you go pee on the potty when you got up?

2 Year Old: I already did.

Me: When? When you got up? I didn’t see you go yet, did Daddy take you?

2 Year old: (Sigh) I just went tomorrow. I did, I went tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure he meant earlier, but we’ll go with tomorrow because as much as I try to explain it to him, he just gets mad and insists he’s right. What do I know though, I’m not 2 years old?