You know you are a Mother to a boy if you…
10.) Have gone to pay for something at the grocery and almost handed the cashier a pokemon card instead of your credit card. (And even if you haven’t done this, you know what Pokemon cards are and have at one point found them in various places throughout your home.)
9.) Have ever been the human target to a Nerf gun war.
8.) Have found rocks in your dryer or washing machine.
7.) Have ever had to tell your child to stop peeing on a tree (Boys! They are always trying to pee where it’s convenient.)
6.) Have left the house with your child in rain boots, a cape and a superhero costume. (Boys–and girls–are so creative and so stubborn sometimes and at times it’s easier to let them be proud of what they picked out.)
5.) Have come home to find a new pet –that you knew wasn’t there when you left the house–and typically these pets aren’t your normal household pets. (We often have spiders, ants, frogs, caterpillars—anything they can fit in a small cage or jar!)
4.) Wear clothing for sports teams, yet you know nothing about the team or sport. (Way to support your boys Mom!)
3.) Find holes dug in various locations around your yard.(Boys are curious and love to explore!)
2.) Carry baby wipes in your purse even though your kids are all potty trained!
1.) Have ever stepped in or sat in a puddle of pee…(Sorry, but it had to make the list! It happens more times than we would ever want to admit!)
Let me hear it, what would you like to add to the list?
You know you are a Mom of boys if you__________________
hahaha, I am laughing SO hard at my computer right now…these are ALL soooo true! love it! Oh and I’m always the target of a nerf gun fight…especially when I least expect it! not right at all!
Totally not fair, but what are we to do? 😉
I have one. You know you are a mom of boys if you have more than one match box car or superhero in your purse. I have at least three of each for emergencies 😀
So true!!!
Your #1 definitely had to make the list. I stepped in a puddle of pee last night. LOL. I’ve also had my walls “painted” with pee because I didn’t get the diaper on fast enough during a change.
And that is exactly why I saved it for #1! I knew that any Mom of boys (no matter how many boys she has) can totally relate to this one…lol
LOL! I seriously have a cricket in a jar on my desk right now. Boys are fun!
Ha ha ha!! This cracked me up =) You know you are a mom of boys if… you know every car’s name and purpose from the Cars Movie Series!!
So true! ha ha!